Brave, Brave Bob!

Friday 21 October 2011 04:19 Posted by Lil Miss Millie 0 comments
On the success of Joe, there came bob
Impressed he was, with Joe’s great job
Now Bob, he was a total geek
In the library every day of the week

Never venturing out and about
He shied away if you did shout
He liked the idea of deep seas diving
The underworld, he heard was thriving

Reading all the books that he could find
He filled and crammed and stuffed his mind
Deciding he had read enough
Bob set sail to Magaluff

He scoured the ocean, far and wide
Filled with hope that never died
He tried to find the perfect spot
Experienced navigator he was not

He looked around for his map
It had gone in a mis hap
Not deterred he knew his mind
There was fish out there that he would find

He squeezed into his diving suit
Tho old fashioned, he looked so cute
Bob closed his eyes and in he went
Straight to the bottom, our poor gent

He wandered round the earths crust
then was face to face with an octopus
And what happened next do you think?
Yes that’s right, it squirted ink

Now poor bob, he came unstuck
This was not covered in a book
He wondered hard, just what to do
To be honest he had no clue

And so poor bob he starts to rust
His diving suit turns in to dust
He surfaces fast, and gets the bends
And here his adventure ends.

Cloud Computing

04:16 Posted by Lil Miss Millie 0 comments
Here is a tale of brave little Joe
Full of adventure, full of woe
He wanted to climb a mountain you see
The idea, it came from watching T.V!

Now wee Joe I’m afraid to say
Had never climbed before this day
But he thought that would be okay
He had been Googling yesterday

Then came the day and he set off
Dressed as his best mountaineer Goth

He started slow, the way was rough
But Joe was sure that he was tough
Soon he began to lose his pace
His throat was dry, his heart a race

Halfway up he stopped to rest
Took out his phone and began to text
After another uphill slog
He set up camp and began to blog

He missed the views, from where he sat
Far too busy on MSN chat
His blisters began to cause him pain
He had nothing to lose, and lots to gain

Then he began to get in a rage
He could not refresh his Facebook page
Towards the top, his way grew icky
Nothing like what he had read on Wiki

When he finally reached the top
He had ran out of battery and had a strop
With not being able to post on twitter
Our little Joe became a quitter

So with all his power spent
It was back down that poor Joe went
But this time round he was not fazed
In fact our Joe, was quite amazed

Without an LCD to view
Our mountaineer saw the world anew
He saw the sky, the clouds, the trees,
He was so enthralled, the rest was a breeze

He made it down, our little hero
And was never again ruled by the one and zero

Man Flu

Thursday 20 October 2011 10:41 Posted by Lil Miss Millie 0 comments
Man Flu

It started with a sniffle
Followed by a sneeze or two
But within a matter of hours
You came down with man flu

First you put on a brave face
You even tried to smile
But it got the better of you
You have got the man flu

Straight upstairs to bed you went
Tucked up with your teddy Brent
And there you’ll stay for a week or two
It’s terrible to have man flu

You lie and laze about all day
Yet my cold has cleared away
What on earth are we going to do?
It must be hard to have man flu

You deserve an Oscar, and that’s a fact
Your dying swan’s a fine old act
You poor fragile thing you
Suffering with the man flu

At this rate, recovery looks bleak
We are now starting the third week
And yet your eyes remain bright and blue
Even plagued, as you are with the man flu

Come on now, I’ve had enough
I am annoyed, I’m getting tough
I’m going scream till I turn blue
There’s no such thing as man flu!